- The Board Meeting
“There will be a meeting of the Church Board immediately after the service,” announced the pastor.
After the close of the service, the Church Board gathered at the back of the sanctuary for the announced meeting. But a stranger was in their midst — a visitor who had never attended their church.
“My friend,” said the pastor, “Didn’t you understand that this is a meeting of the Board?”
“Yes,” said the visitor, “and after today’s sermon, I suppose I’m just about as bored as anyone else who came to this meeting.”
- The Miraculous Cane
Bent over and obviously in pain, the old man with a cane hobbled laboriously through the sanctuary and into the pastor’s office while the choir practiced.
Ten minutes later, he came out, walking upright and moving gracefully and quickly.
“Good gracious,” the choir director exclaimed. “Did the pastor heal you by faith?”
“No,” the old man said with a smile. “He just gave me a cane that wasn’t six inches too short!”
- He Brews
Early one morning, the husband and wife were arguing over who should get out of the warm bed to make the coffee. Finally, the wife folded her arms and said, “You have to make the coffee. It’s in the Bible!”
The husband was shocked. “Is not! Show me!”
Pulling out her Bible, the wife opened it to one of the New Testament books and declared, “It says right here — HEBREWS!”
What did the classmate say when asked why they kept walking next to the same person at school? "I was told I'm supposed to walk by Faith!
What did God's people say when food fell from Heaven? "Oh man-na!"
Which king liked to do things on his own?Solomon.
Which nursery song would Jesus have heard the most? "Mary Had a Little Lamb."
Why did Adam and Eve do math every day? They were told to be fruitful and multiply.
How do you know Pharaoh was athletic? He had a court.
Which Bible character was the best musician? Samson—he brought the house down.
What did the lawyer ask when someone started talking about God's will? "Was it notarized?"
