1. What did Jonah's family say when he told them about what happened before reaching Nineveh? "Hmm, sounds fishy."

2. What was Moses' wife, Zipphora, known as when she'd throw dinner parties? "The hostess with the Moses."

3. Why couldn't the Israelites initially enter the Promised Land? It wasn't the Pinky Promised Land.

4. What did the classmate say when asked why they kept walking next to the same person at school? "I was told I'm supposed to walk by Faith!"

5. Which Bible character was super-fit?Absalom.

10. What did David have in common with Hamilton? He wasn't going to throw away his (sling)shot.

What did Jonah's family say when he told them about what happened before reaching Nineveh? "Hmm, sounds fishy."

What was Moses' wife, Zipphora, known as when she'd throw dinner parties? "The hostess with the Moses."

. How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

How long did Cain dislike his brother?

As long as he was Abel.

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms.