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1. What did Jonah’s family say when he told them about what happened before reaching Nineveh? “Hmm, sounds fishy.”

2. What was Moses’ wife, Zipphora, known as when she’d throw dinner parties? “The hostess with the Moses.”

3. Why couldn’t the Israelites initially enter the Promised Land? It wasn’t the Pinky Promised Land.

4. What did the classmate say when asked why they kept walking next to the same person at school? “I was told I’m supposed to walk by Faith!”

5. Which Bible character was super-fit? Absalom.

6. What did Adam say when he was asked his favorite holiday? “It’s Christmas, Eve.”

7. What do you call a Bible character who just pulled into church? A parking Lot.

8. What did God’s people say when food fell from Heaven? “Oh man-na!”

9. What did pirates call Noah’s boat? “The arrrrrrk.”

10. What did David have in common with Hamilton? He wasn’t going to throw away his (sling)shot.

1. What did Jonah's family say when he told them about what happened before reaching Nineveh? "Hmm, sounds fishy."

2. What was Moses' wife, Zipphora, known as when she'd throw dinner parties? "The hostess with the Moses."

3. Why couldn't the Israelites initially enter the Promised Land? It wasn't the Pinky Promised Land.

4. What did the classmate say when asked why they kept walking next to the same person at school? "I was told I'm supposed to walk by Faith!"

5. Which Bible character was super-fit?Absalom.

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6. What did Adam say when he was asked his favorite holiday? "It's Christmas, Eve."

7. What do you call a Bible character who just pulled into church? A parking Lot.

8. What did God's people say when food fell from Heaven? "Oh man-na!"

9. What did pirates call Noah's boat? "The arrrrrrk."

10. What did David have in common with Hamilton? He wasn't going to throw away his (sling)shot.

11. Why did Boaz hate lying? Because he loved truth.

12. How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to Heaven similar? They all babble.