Swallowing your pride rarely leads to indigestion.

Too blessed to be stressed.

Stop, drop and roll will not work in hell.

No need to worry if you're drowning, our lifeguard walks on water.

Don't carry around bricks from your past, you'll just end up building the same house.

I may not have a Facebook page, but Jesus is still my friend.

What was Moses’ wife, Zipphora, known as when she’d throw dinner parties? “The hostess with the Moses.”

What did the classmate say when asked why they kept walking next to the same person at school? “I was told I’m supposed to walk by Faith!

God In The Ocean

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn’t swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, “Do you need help, sir?” The preacher calmly said “No, God will save me.”

A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, “Hey, do you need help?” The preacher replied again, “No God will save me.”

Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, “Why didn’t you save me?” God replied, “Fool, I sent you two boats!”

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