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- Prayer: Don’t give God instructions — just report for duty!
- In the sentence of life, the devil may be a comma – but never let him be the period.
- If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has.
- I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.
- Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
- The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.
- Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
- Plan ahead – It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.
- Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish.
- Do you need an Ark? Because I Noah guy.
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